The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Boutte will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
85%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Boutte scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.