The Snap Count Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Boutte's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Boutte was due a breakout.
76%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Boutte scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.