The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Boutte finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Boutte's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.