The Hamstring Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Boutte is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
74%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Boutte, Boutte, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.