The Phantom Holding Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Boutte gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
85%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Boutte's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.