The Inch-Short Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Boutte gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Boutte, Boutte, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.