The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Boutte does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
90%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Boutte, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.