The Inch-Short Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- A mysterious flag erases Boutte's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Boutte drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.