The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Boutte finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Boutte's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.