The Shadow Coverage Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- The broadcast shows Boutte on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A mysterious flag erases Boutte's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
83%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Boutte's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.