The Inch-Short Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Boutte will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
83%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Boutte drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.