The Phantom Flag Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Boutte's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.