The Phantom Holding Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- The broadcast shows Boutte on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Boutte's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.