The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Boutte will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Boutte drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.