The Phantom Holding Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“The QB looks at Boutte exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Boutte gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Boutte drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.