The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Boutte is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
83%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Boutte scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.