The Shadow Coverage Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Boutte was due a breakout.
- Boutte gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Boutte's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.