The Phantom Flag Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Boutte is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Boutte's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.