The Shadow Coverage Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The QB looks at Boutte exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
77%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Boutte scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.