The Snap Count Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Boutte, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.