The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Allen sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The broadcast shows Allen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
85%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.