The Committee Backfield Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Allen rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Allen loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
73%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.