The Stuffed Run Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Allen gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.