The Phantom Flag Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Allen is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.