The Phantom Flag Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.