The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Allen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
85%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.