The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.