The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Allen is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
72%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.