The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Allen gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Allen, Allen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.