The Garbage-Time Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mitchell runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
86%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mitchell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.