The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.
83%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Mitchell, Mitchell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.