The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- A mysterious flag erases Mitchell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ref: "Number Mitchell, that's a flag." Mitchell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.