The Snap Count Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Ref: "Number Mitchell, that's a flag." Mitchell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.