The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of East Carolina's biggest rival.
- Mitchell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mitchell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.