The Stuffed Run Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Coach says Mitchell is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
92%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mitchell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.