The Stuffed Run Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.
- Mitchell gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
77%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mitchell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.