The Phantom Flag Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Mitchell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
89%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mitchell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.