The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.
86%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mitchell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.