The Hamstring Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of East Carolina's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.
- Mitchell loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
82%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mitchell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.