The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of East Carolina's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.
- Mitchell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mitchell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.