The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of East Carolina's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- A mysterious flag erases Mitchell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mitchell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.