The Committee Backfield Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Ref: "Number Mitchell, that's a flag." Mitchell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mitchell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Mitchell, Mitchell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.