The Snap Count Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“At 34, Allen is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Allen goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.