The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“At 34, Allen is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Allen gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Allen, Allen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.