The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“Allen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- At 34, Allen is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A mysterious flag erases Allen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.