The Hamstring Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“At 34, Allen is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Allen will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
80%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Allen, Allen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.