The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“Allen scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
- Allen sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.