The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“At 34, Allen is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.
76%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.