The Phantom Flag Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“Allen gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- At 34, Allen is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.