The Hamstring Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- At 34, Allen is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A mysterious flag erases Allen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.